Childhood Friend

Now. Do exactly as I tell you.
1.Go to the cupboard.
2.Look for a pack of JAMMY DODGERS.
3.If you don't have one, go and find your purse/wallet.
4.Grab your keys and make your way to the nearest corner shop/supermarket. Go directly to the shop, do not speak to anyone.
5.Go to the biscuit aisle and pick up a pack of JAMMY DODGERS.
6.Go to the checkout and pay for your items.
7.Go home.
8.Put the kettle on.
9.Make a pot of tea.
10.Pour the tea and open the packet of JAMMY DODGERS.
11.Eat the JAMMY DOGDGERS.
12.Savour the moment and remember when you were young and ate Jammy Dodgers with your friends and remember the good times.

YUM.

After having written this post, I have decided to make a Jammy Dodger cushion.

I'll let you know how it goes...